Best Friend Contract
This agreement recognises Friend A and Friend B as a certified two-person support system, chaos committee and archive of mutually assured embarrassing information.
Friendship Ritual
The alliance stays maintained through: One honest catch-up every month, even when both parties are pretending to be extremely busy and mysterious.
Emergency Snacks Protocol
A message containing only ‘bro’ after midnight triggers a check-in, a call and—where geographically possible—snacks.
Honesty Without Humiliation
Default mode: Kind truth, zero fake hype. Feedback should protect dignity while preventing avoidable nonsense.
Ghosting Limit
The approved disappearance window is 72 hours unless life is on fire. Re-entry requires no essay—one honest sentence is enough.
Archive Protection
Screenshots, secrets, ugly photos and emotionally vulnerable voice notes remain protected material unless both friends agree otherwise.