Official Breakup Form
This form records that Person Choosing Closure and Person Receiving Closure are retiring the current relationship from active duty. The memories remain archived; the recurring emotional subscription does not.
Reason on Record
The connection no longer feels healthy, reciprocal or aligned enough to continue without asking both people to become smaller versions of themselves.
Property & Password Logistics
The following will be returned, transferred or deleted by 2026-08-15: One hoodie, two books, one charger of disputed ownership and any remaining access to shared accounts.
Contact Boundary
The approved contact mode is: 30 days of no contact. Emergencies must be actual emergencies, not strategically timed nostalgia.
No-Subtweet Peace Treaty
Social policy: Archive quietly; no subtweets. Vague quotes, proxy-friend diplomacy, revenge playlists and public character assassination are outside the agreement.
Closing Statement
Thank you for what was real. I hope the next version of life is kinder to both of us, separately.